I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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