How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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