i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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