This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
