You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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