You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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