kristin has been a bad kristin
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
third nipple confirmed
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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