I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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