My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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