Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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