Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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