But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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