I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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