True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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