You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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