So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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