ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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