It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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