I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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