Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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