Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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