Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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