But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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