u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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