Porn is love you can see.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
this is an emotional support booty call
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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