and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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