Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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