garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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