yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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