Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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