why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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