Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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