It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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