What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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