Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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