Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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