Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
