dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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