So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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