Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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