Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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