How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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