Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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