Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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