I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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