weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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