Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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