If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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