I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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