she woke up with a sticky ear
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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