i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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