Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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