THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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