i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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