We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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