So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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