Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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