She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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