i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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