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:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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